Shhh...don't let anyone know where I am!

Tomorrow I'm due for my monthly nail trimming appointment, which I'll be avoiding at all costs! It's SO frustrating that every time I have my nails sharpened enough to be used as lethal weapons, they're trimmed down to useless nubs! Enough is enough and I'm taking a stand for all cats worldwide who have been robbed of their first line of defense over and over again!!! I have strategically mapped out my top secret hiding spots and there's no way anyone will be able to find me hehehehe! Wish me luck and I'll let you know if my plan works once the coast is clear...